The Warren Ellis Method Of Book Publicity

If anyone here is thinking about killing someone, please leave one of my books at the crime scene. I could use the press.Sat May 15 20:32:06 via web

I’m also okay with you blaming me in your suicide note, so long as you specify that it’s me and not the Aussie musician.Sat May 15 20:48:41 via web

If anyone here is thinking about a one night stand, please leave one of my books on the bed. Yes, it’s a cry for help.Sat May 15 20:59:52 via web

Previously here:

The Suicidal Casino Mentality Of Print Publishing
Print Publishing’s Other Suicidal Practice

2 responses to “The Warren Ellis Method Of Book Publicity

  1. It’s funny for the moment…. but then it really isn’t. This world is full of stupid, impressionable people.

  2. You have to understand Warren’s sense of humor. And anyone who would be so stupid as to act on those suggestions would be too stupid to be part of his audience to begin with.