This PC is massively infected.
I still had Avast! going while running Spybot Search & Destroy and two trojans tried to get in during that!
So, tomorrow the day will be entirely wasted as I run a barrage of anti-buggery programs on this piece of crap PC.
I hope Microsoft goes out of business. They deserve to. How many lives have been upset like this through the years due to their shoddy workmanship?